3.2+Teens+and+School+Life+-+Funny+Episodes

= SCHOOL CAN ALSO BE VERY FUNNY :)) = = = I attend this school for about four years, so I have a lot of comic moments that I could share. Sometimes, the funniest episodes were the ones that back then, had no fun or laughter at all. It was during the 7th grade, my class and I were calmly listening to our portuguese teacher, when sunddely something happened: the alarm fire began to ring. It was the first time that we heard that loud noise and I guess that we didn't understand what really happened. My teacher said we were very pale, and I remenber that one of my __friends__ hid under the table. When I remember this moment I miss those times, but I also wish I more like that one.
 * Maria __Santos__ 10ºB **

I don't have many funny moments at ESAM. Actually I only remember one... I like this guy, I mean, I really do. When I see him my heart beats really, really fast, but for some unknown reason, I always avoid him. On 7. May 2012, I was just going to the library's computers and when I arrived he was there, sitting right beside the computer I was going to. I sat and then my heart started beating very fast, as always. My face was as red as a tomato and my best friend, who was with me, was always making fun of me and of my red face... We looked at each other more than once but no one had the courage to talk. From that moment on, she always make fun of me and I still have the same reaction when I see him. It was one of the most embarassing moments of my life here at my school: ESAM. OMG!!!
 * Beatriz Figueiredo, nº5, 10ºF **

One day, by the second term, I was hanging out with my friends after our last lesson, when a friend and I had a wild idea. First I just asked the chosen victim if he knew how to __crack__ any car's lock. He answered withsurprise face, that "I was watching too many films". So I laughed and said: " You're saying that because you have never seen me crack one.". He told me to stop messing around because he didn't believe me. My prank mate, who had had the same idea as I, backed me up and said that he had seen it with his own eyes. I immediately asked the victim to pick a car and I would open it in less than 30 seconds. He picked a grey car that was parked on Miguel Bombarda street. My prank mate told the victim that he would have to cover up his eyes so he couldn't see this old trick. We started performing the trick. When the victim's eyes were covered, I put my fingers into de car's exhaust pipe which was filthy. As my hands started to get all dirty, I asked my prank mate if he could help me because I was having some trouble. We switched places. I covered the victim's eyes with my dirty hands and his face started to get all messed up with the black powder of the exhaust pipe. In the end we all said that I was a failure so the victim wouldn't know how his face was. We walked at least 1 kilometer until he realised what had happened to his face. We couldn't avoid laughing as all the people who passed by stared at him.
 * José Costa 10ºF nº20 **

Even though my life is a very funny and impredictable one, with lots of funny moments, there are some that leave a bigger mark than others. I have already laughed so much at this school that I can barely choose only one moment to tell. One of my favorite moments happened last year. Me and all my collegues were having Maths, and we were silently doing our exercises when suddenly a cigarrete came flying through the window. We all start talking but our teacher, he quickly jumped through the window to chase and punish the cigarrete owners. The whole class couldn´t believe what was happening and just kept looking through the window and laughing. When our teacher returned, (through the door) we all remained silently looking at him, and he just sat on his chair as if nothing had happened. It was a funny moment I will never forget.
 * Ana Catarina 10ºB nº1 **

It was, like every friday, another day in the english class. The teacher was in a good mood, actually. We were talking about teenagers and teenage life, all my class was discussing how teenagers used excuses for not doing their homework. Right at that moment I remembered two very pretty poems, so I wrote them down on a piece of paper which I sent a colleague. The paper said: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand But I'm thinking of you.. Roses are red My screen is blue I'm sitting here thinking did I do ?!

My colleague laughed very loud, and replied something that I couldn't read, because our teacher caught the paper. When she grabbed the paper, my face turned blue. She read it, my whole class was silent, and then she started laughing so, so, so much! For a few moments I taught that she was going to flip out with me, but the reaction was positive! Unfortunately my colleague got out of the class and we were punished, obviously. But it was all so funny, really memorable!
 * Catarina Isabel 10ºF **

In this school I have already come across some funny moments, but I remember one episode in particular. It happened in my Portuguese class. It was a Tuesday. I remember that it was on this day because we have classes in a classroom where all the windows are turned to the students' exit. So, what was going on: Sara and Inês were talking too much and the Portuguese teacher called their attention several times. They continued to do the same thing and the teacher expelled them of the classroom. Because after that class it was lunch time, they wanted to get out of the school. The problem was that they wanted to get out of the school without being seen but the classroom windows are turned to the students' exit so they would be seen. Solution: they covered their faces with their books and ran as fast as they could right in front of the classroom windows. Of course they they were seen - it was impossible not to notice two vulptures with a "book head", one with a yellow and another with a pink one.
 * Margarida Mota 10ºO nº2 **

Well, since I came to this school I've been through unimaginable things for me some time ago ... Some embarrassing, some less so , but all of them unusual. I think I've gone through times with more fun than what I will tell you, but unfortunately this is a serious webpage and I can't post them here ... Instead of these I will relate an episode that was fun and at the same time very dangerous : We were in the dressing room of the school and as always there's always a joke, sometimes it's ok, other times not so ... ( this was the case). As I was saying we were in the dressing room after a physical education class and a guy from our class decided to become an "Einstein". With the help of another very experienced classmate they decided to mix the flame of a lighter with deodorant (the mixture of these two causes a combustion and produces a flame)... Unfortunately for the classmate who was holding the lighter, the flame reached his face and everyone ran to him to ask if he was ok ... Suddenly he shouted :"My face s mells of burnt pig ! Everyone started laughing (the accident caused no serious damage ) but he could not stop complaining about the stench of "burning pork" ... And he kept complaining : "All of my facial hair was destroyed by my little facial fire"! But what really worried him was the fact that he couldn't greet the nice girls without them noticing the smell of the "burning pork" ...
 * Ricardo Marques 10ºO nº11 **

Every school year I get hurt in physical education clases. And this year, at ESAM, with a new class was exactly the same as the years before. So we have physycal education classes every Wednesday and Friday and to be honest I do not remember which day it happened, I just remember that I was using my new pants. We were learning this new __game__ "Korfball" and we were doing an exercise in which some of us were trying to put the ball into the basket and the others had to catch it. It was in one of those exercises when I had to catch the ball, that I got hurt. In the seconds that followed this I just heard three or four girls screaming: "Rita! Get out of there!!" and I was just looking at them when a huge ball came right to my head! After a few seconds for me to try to figure out what had happened, the girls that were around me were laughing to death, and I started laughing too.
 * Rita Ladeira, nº26, 10ºF **

Once upon a time, in a magic place called High School, two brilliant girls called Anita and Ana Jorge were inventing an evil plane to make fun of their beloved friend Ana Amaral. Downstairs the building, the door that gave access to the "student's corner" didn't have a glass. So, the two beautiful girls had the idea of trying to make Amaral push that door by putting her hand on that place, so that she would fall. Days and days went by and nothing happened... when suddenly, on a glorius morning, as Anita, one of the girls inventing the evil scheme pushed the door on that spot, and fell ! We have been making fun of her ever since, as the spell turned against the wizard. Ana Jorge 10º D nº4

The reality is that much of our time is spent at ESAM. We have classes five days a week so much of our life is spent at ESAM. We don't realize that we spend more time at school than at home. The school, to tell the truth, is our second home. To begin with, we have funny moments but we also have boring ones - we don't like to have classes early in the morning, when we are sleepy. We also don't like some subjects. Actually, we‘d prefer to do our things outside instead of having classes and more classes. But, if we are a happy soul, we can have good moments at ESAM. We should make good use of the less good things. For example, my best friend and I we manage to have good moments in every place! For example: one of these days, we were leaving school at the end of the classes and my friend stumbled and fell right in a puddle! She was all wet. Well I laughed so much, so much, so much that in the end my mouth hurt with so much laughter.** 10ºO nº10 **
 * Inês 10ºO nº10 **

This funny episode happened on the first school day when we all were together. We were just getting to know each other, and our attention was drawn to one of our classmates, in particular, his style. He had a very different, really "Bad Boy" style so we nicknamed him "rufia" (= bad boy in Portuguese), to which he responded very well. As he accepted this nickname very well, we started to call him by that name in every class. Until today, we still do ... Do you want to know what is really funny: this teen would not even hurt a fly.

In high school we have a very good time and create our own funny moments. My best ones are always with the same person with who I have a great time every single Tuesday. I chose the moment when we went to her very untidy locker and we realized there was a pigeon inside the corridor.She steped aside, because she was afraid, but I thought I could help the lady who was trying to make him go away. We got closer and closer to the pigeon and started making noises to make him move.When he started flying, instead of going through the open window, he crashed with the closed one and went back to the top of the lockers. We trying more times, but I eventually gave up when the pigeon almost crashed with me!
 * Rúben Felizardo 10º F **

Ana Rita Marques Nº 2/10ºF

I remember of a funny situation, that occured on the second term. I was with my friends, near to the city park, on a friday afternoon. We were doing the homework, and when we finished it, one of my colleagues putted some music. We were singing and laughing, and thinking how retarded we are. We were having fun, until she decided to put the music "I'm sexy and I know it", which is a really stupid music, but that I love to sing and dance. So, I started to dance, and making some silly faces and my friends laugh. However, while I was doing the silly dancing, a group of some cute boys passed through me, and they started laughing. I was so embaressed ... and my closest friends know that I start blushing when I'm really embaressed! But I didn't learn the lesson, because I continue being silly. Wathever, I'm happy this way. Daniela Figueiredo Nº14 10ºF

On thursday, not very long ago at high school ESAM before we entered into the classroom, Inês, Carolina and I were together waiting for the maths teacher in the corridor. I decided to try to be supported with my legs by one of the wall structures that exist next the classrooms. After managing to do it, Inês decided to push me down and I fell. We all began laughing. It was a very funny episode because as I couldn't help stop laughing. I also wasn't able to stand up. When the teacher arrived, it was a real comedy. I felt embarassed and amused at the same time. Mariana, Nº22, 10ºF

Since the beginning of the year, I've already had happy and funny moments and some embarrassing, one of the most fun was also one of the most embarrassing, happened a day, in the second period, at school, that day was raining a lot ,I was all happy with my new shoes, was with a friend and we were pretty fun and the play, had of just gone lunch, outside the school, ( we were all wet), we enter the school and behind us vineyard a group of boys, as we were going have classes on floor of low, we went to the stairs, and they came ago us, we started down the stairs until I x: I slip and I spent five or six stairs to my forward and not falls because grabbed me, but it was really embarrasing because with that confusion, they were so hampered would too fall, and everyone if started to laugh. I was very embarrassed, but nonetheless it very was fun, and I also laughed at the situation, and now, when think that moment, can not stop laughing, because I laughed when told me that had slipped on the stairs, because I thought which had been they by be clumsy, but no ... It was very embarrassing but one of the happiest moments in esam (Cátia Condez nº12,10ºD